anastansies, i've realized something important.
look, i'm going to say now that i know you're not gonna believe me, but you need to listen to me, because i have proof, and i wouldn't bring this into her tag unless i was like 99 percent sure that i was being honest. ask anyone in the stansie fandom, i am NOT the kind of person who would start rumors about her, but things are just adding up too quickly and i need to discuss it with someone, so here goes: ana is totally married to coleby tremayne from sons of hazard.
i know what you're saying, "but sophie! ana isn't even dating someone, let alone married!" but like, do we really know that for sure? hear me out here. ana dated violet for FOUR YEARS and we never heard about it until well after. ana was already in three or four movies by then and was a big deal in the disney circuit yet no one knew about her girlfriend of four years? ana has confirmed to different magazines that she dated another female pop star for over a year, and we still have no idea who that was, though there are a lot of rumors (which i will not discuss here!) so, the fact that we haven't heard anything about ana's relationship means nothing. this is a woman who walks out of interviews when she thinks they're too personal.
now, you're probably wondering where i got the idea that its coleby tremayne she's seeing. i'm a big fan of ana's so i follow her on all her social media, and one of my best friends is a HUGE sons of hazard fan, so i sometimes see things on her feed when i'm at her house. but just to give you a rundown of recent events they both attended, dateless: sons of hazards' food and wine festival, ana and simone's halloween party, the london film festival, ana was at a sons of hazard show a couple weeks ago, and ana went to coleby's artists for the arts prom party. other weird things: both seemed to be at the beach around the same time (from instagram posts), coleby was in london around the same time ana was filming batb (instagram), and coleby was at his place in nashville when ana's grandpa died. why on earth would the guy from sons of hazard come to london film festival, unless to support his girlfriend, who was premiering her big film there?
you might be wondering about the cropping up of those ana and ione james pictures and stories about them getting drunk at cheesecake factory and eating lots of fried mac and cheese (which, btw, #iona fandom is totally my favorite), but i think that's part of it too. i think that's a red herring. since when does ana king let herself get photographed being flirty with anyone? she's so careful, it just doesn't happen. that was totally a social media strategy move to keep the heat off her and coleby.
you probably think all this evidence is circumstantial, but ana's been wearing a set of rings for like six months now on her right hand. none of us thought anything of it because it was just your usual, cute diamond jewelry. when she went into the hollywood film awards the other night she had the rings on her LEFT hand, then for her speech switched them to the RIGHT. yesterday, she was walking into LAX and she had the rings on her LEFT hand again. no one noticed because ana is known to be single, but why is she wearing what looks 100 percent like a wedding band and engagement ring on her wedding finger? seriously, see for yourself. its a huge ring and its super obvious. that's an engagement ring and matching wedding band if i've ever seen one.
other weird facts: ana bought an apartment in new york where coleby lives, ana has followed a lot of SOH's band members and crew on twitter over the past few months, ana's personal facebook no longer says "single" (don't ask me how i know this, and no, it doesn't say she's in a relationship or married, she just took it off completely), ana and simone got two SEPARATE apartments for the first time- why would they do that unless there was someone else involved? they're living right beside each other, why not get an apartment together?
seriously, stansies, look around. this has been going on for a while and not one of us noticed. ana king is 100 percent married to the guy from sons of hazard.
if i knew how to check marriage records, i'd bet money you'd find one in california, new york or tennessee.