August 22, 2015

thanks for five months of first dates and regrettable adult decisions, london, see you l8r.

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August 21, 2015

thing one finally wrapped on BATB! back to only being the princess of crazy exes and bad taste. now if only thing two were done being a trekky canadian...

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August 19, 2015

chewie's like, "is it time for NY yet, mommy?" #ifeelyou

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August 15, 2015

bitches talking about their halloween costumes like, you think i haven't had mine planned out since 1990?

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August 14, 2015

y'all, after months of being poked and prodded i finally tindered. if i die, know a hot guy with his own dive bar has kilt me dead, and it was probably worth it.

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August 14, 2015

the cool thing about living in london for the summer is...

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August 12, 2015

not buying this bitch cigarettes at two am every other night has left me with way too much time on my hands. #pleasecomehomesoon #longdistancerelationships

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August 8, 2015

back for the wknd!!! i'm moving to the east coast next month, so i have to take advantage while i can.

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August 5, 2015

thinking back to nearly a decade ago when i had a hospitality degree and a dream to be something bigger than my small town... now i'm on my way to new york and living the coolest fucking life. when you wish upon a staaaarr...

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